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I don't even know where to start, not one day goes by where I don't have a multitude of utter insanity to talk about. From the second you walk in to life as a stripper you realise that the girls and the staff are all bat-shit crazy, sooner or later you come to accept that you're one of them.

My life might be hectic and utterly bizarre but I wouldn't change it for the world. If I could do a Dorian Gray and stay young forever I would never stop taking my clothes off for money.

I've talked about my life as a stripper a few times and all audiences just sit there in disbelief, it may seem far-fetched and insane but I promise you that everything on this blog is real.